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电话录音卡: In the hours of distress and miser,the eyes of every mortal man turn to friendship;in the hour of gladness and conviviality ,what is our want?It is friendship.When the heart overflows with gratitude,or with any other sweet and sarced sentiment,what is the world to which it would give utterance?a friend
GirlyGurl: Heyyy there! Thanks so much for stopping by my journal. I hope this upcoming year.. does turn out a lot better! Happy holidays! Happy New Year!
Marie Elliott: Hopping over now..
Horoscope 2006: Very interesting site, beautiful design, thank.
Kati: Just a
Nienke: You crack me up! Hunter, if you count your blog entries in your word count, you'd be way up there!
Paisley Pixie: Have a wonderful day!
talula: KEEP ON CHUGGING YOU CAN DO IT!!!
Marie Elliott: Doesn't say much for my effort when I decided to try 6 of the least common balls in our English lottery, doh - not one came up!!*#$£
Spooky: It's good to have friends in high places.
D.N. Simmons: I enjoyed your first chapter. Good luck on your writing career. I just wanted to stop by and say hello.
Cherry: Wow Hunter -- you're deep. And I forgot my boots. Hmmmmm... see ya later, sweet potater!
Talula_: Howdy! I am actually knee deep in NANO pages. I just hit 29, 365 words. I've posted updates on http://talula_rouge.bravejournal.comI se eyou've been cooking yourself Hunter at 30k+ BTW the no cable only bothers me when I need a break from writing LOL
Hunter: My korner of the world IS down Louisiana Way. I'm so far into blues country that I wake up feeling bad, my woman done left me, and I'm drunk by noon. Uh huh uh huh uh huh!
Kris S: Thanks for stopping by! Ooooooh...I love the blues! Bring on Etta James!! Have you heard of Mark Broussard (sp) from down Louisiana way? His is kind of a funky Cajun rockin' blues that I just LOVE! Hope all's well in your Korner of the World. Indian Summer has FINALLY arrived here!!! Yesssssssssss!
Paisley Pixie: Hello-surfed through here from The Coffee Hut. Always love meeting fellow writers on BraveJournal. Have a wonderful week. I would definitly love to read some of your work as well.
Nienke: Do you have any of your material posted? I'd love to read some, especially if it's half as entertaining as your blog!
Night_Pirate522: hello there! have a good weekend and good luck with the killing off of the character..tis very difficult to pull off believingly
Kris S: Thanks so much for your comment, Hunter! It's a really dreary dark day here in Portland today...I'm just going around doing some catch-up on everyone's blogs. Hope this finds you having a good weekend!
spooky: You crack me up. I read some of your journal to my husband and he was laughing so hard.
Talula: This entry was hilarious. I like the image of popeye hiding in the bushes!! :) HAve a good day!
Kris S: Ha, what a wicked sense of humor you have...got a kick out of your journal here. Please stop by and say hi...the door's always open.
Dannelen: Hey thanks for stopping by my place! I agree Cole is a great name!!!
Marie Elliott: Hi Hunter, thanks for dropping by my site and thanks for your comments. You have an arresting style...
night_pirate522: haha i wish.. naw.. good old friendly nyquill at work there lol.does the job quite nicely teehee. forgot to mention you may add me if ya like. always fun to meet fellow nanoers and writers.
Hunter: Hmm. This is my first year at Nano. I'll check the coffee hut, although it sounds like you're kinda smashed. Is it Irish coffee? ;)
night_pirate522: sorry.. forgot the link lol
night_pirate522: fellow nanoer yourself eh? hmm yes the formatting does mock.. kinda like that dog in duck hunt.. lol thanks for stopping by. stop by the coffee hut as well if you haven't yet.. designed for nanoers and writers alike. wanna join just leave me a tag. seems like you're getting far as well on the word count..good stuffs! is this your first year or are you a veteren on nano? pardon the spelling mistakes.. head foggy lol
Jen C: Thanks a lot Hunter. Now I want a sausage biscuit too and when a pregnant woman wants something she has to have it. So guess what is for dinner tonight...
Deb: Whoa...man...get yourself a biscuit already! Funny journal - made me smile and with three wild kids about to get off the school at any second - a good laugh is just what I needed!
Hunter: Yeah.. I was busy. (By that, I mean I was passed out in someplace I've never seen before). I really should change the locks around here.
CherrySwirl: Duuuuude.... haven't seen you in: 2 days, 10h, 23mins... c'mon! You're audience awaits more Hunterisms!
Jen C: thanks for the tab. 10,000 already. i'm still stuck at 800. there's still 3 weeks right?
Eric: Thanks for your tag & compliment, I love your site too, & will be back. Please come anytime you needed to be refreshed & leave me a tag, we post new quotes every weekday! Have a great week .
Eric: hi there, just stop by to say hello
Kara: Oh, wow, you're writing erotic romance! Great subgenre to be in these days. If I thought I could write it and do a good job, I'd be there! Instead, I stick to plain ol' romance (though it's still sexy).
MizMonique: Derigible? It's so Indiana Jones. Adventure must be the trick to 8000 words, eh? That and.... plenty of SEX!!! (scenes)....
secretconfessions: Thanks for the tag! Please stop by often and see more secrets revealed. I really like your blog, good luck!
Emma: Hey! Thanks for stopping by my journal - You got a nice journal here! Good luck with your writing!
hunter: Yeah. 8000 is kinda a fluke. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
Delilah Devlin: Thanks for posting to my blog! I like what you're saying about writing erotic romance! Good luck with the piece!
talula: HI! How in the world are you already at 8000 words! GOSH!!! Want to write mine too?LOL
CherryS: Led Zeppelin called. They want their dirigible back.

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Wednesday, November 30th 2005

10:36 PM (1000 days, 18h, 16min ago)

A Useless, Rambling Post

  • Mood: Out on the fringe.
  • Word Count: 40,000 still.

A Useless, Rambling Post

[Note:  I have actually begun a handful of diatribes on a variety of topics that will greatly interest you!  However, tonight I've decided to just offer you a "Useless, Rambling Post"(tm)  For No Good Reason! - aren't those the best?]

Hi, I'm Hunter.

You may know me from such shows as "So You Wanna Be A Robot" and "Life In The Faster Lane!", or perhaps my epic campaign against Mutual of Omaha (I thought it had something to do with what they were putting in the beef).

Currently, as you will soon learn, I am walking through a Superconductor.  All around me are protons and neutrons and flying squirrels traveling at, or near, the speed of light.

Soon, they will smash into each other with the force of the Big Band (I'm doing my little finger quotes around that, if you watch on the monitor).  The Big Bang (with finger quotes again, said twice for emphasis).

If all goes well, it will create a miniature microcosm universe that will give us enough space for all future generations of greedy Earthlings to live and thrive.  Especially those of us in the United States, where the average person weighs about four times that of a typical Asian.

Speaking of Asians, if you look to the East.  No, the Far East, you will see the noodle factory.  I always wanted to work in the noodle factory, but I had problems getting my big hands in the tiny little grinders to pull out each grain of rice individually.  Rumor has it they are genetically engineering a superrace that is only 2 feet tall but has a sixteen foot wingspan.

Did I say Wingspan?  Why yes!  Because if you act now, you can fly on Ultrasonogramophobic Space Adventures(tm) where you and a party of up to eight of your friends (or randomly selected people we choose to sit you with) will fly through the outer cloud banks and straight into space!  That's right!  If you think it's cold in Wisconsin, wait until you see what happens when we put little Billy in the "Space Cowboy" chair on the wing.  And they said his MOM was frigid!

The problem with Cowboys and Indians is that, as we all know now (unless you were born after 1980 and went to public school) that it is incorrect.  While I don't think it should be changed to be politically correct (and socially denigrating) and use "Cowboys and Native Americans".  Instead, my plan is to use advanced digital film editing to change every Western to use true Indians (like Ghandi).  Nothing will be better than seeing those battles.  Just imagine those shootouts of wild, wild cowboys against the Satyagraha Indians.  Now that's good cinema.

Finally, that brings us around to Hollwood!  When Pulp Fiction came out, think of how many kids were influenced to a fulfilling life of gun-toting assassins drugged out on cocaine.  Pulp Fiction even offered education on how to inject adrenaline into your heart in case of an overdose.  What are kids learning now?  In school?  Hmmm.  I don't know.  I don't have any children.  Nor do I want any, thanks - I gave at the office.  Passing around children cats, free to a good home, sheesh.

My point is, the value of cinema as art on abject life can be a surprising, quality education.  This is not the time to say "Our children should not watch violence and sex at the movies, or in their video games".  Come on, that's just being naive.  Kids today have no chance living on the street, or crackhouse, without the education that the movies, cable, and video games can offer.  Sure, sure, your kids gonna be a lawyer, or President.  But the lawyer will need to have the knowledge to defend (or sentence to death!) their peers of the "crack ho" type.  As for the President.  Well, do I need to say more than to look at our most current example.  Movie education, violence, sex, and drugs are the key to the future generation!

Anyway, I've gone on for far too long and now the people that run this show are waving and screaming at me from off camera.  Some of them are making little slit throat movements with their fingers.  How cute is that?!  Until next time, I'm Hunter Cole, your host here in Fantasy Internet Land.  And I bid you adieu!

-Hunter

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Have you been able to get publish? You have a really great since of humor. I would describe it as, well, dry and subtle with a hint of rosemary for flavor. You crack me up. You would do so well with humorous space novels
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