
"The Life Erotic" with Hunter Cole.
Discussion, musings, diatribes, and mad scribblings
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Arrogant
So, surfing around, I decided to take this "sex position" quiz.
You know I can't be like others and leave it at that. I must provide my opinionated, bastardized view of this world in which we live.
First of all, the "next big thing" is, of course, Internet quizzes. They have them all. Not just the Sex Position one I have below, but they have everything from "What Pokemon Character Are You" to "What Psychological Dysfunction Are You". From what kind of Fruit (actual food pyramid product there), to what kind of space alien are you.
Were I to make an Internet Quiz, it would be "What Kind of Internet Quiz Are You?" - Simply because there's more of them than there are optional "things" to be "quizzed" by. Yes, I use "quotes" to show "exclamation" or "emphasis". Hmmmm.
So what was the evolution of the Internet Quiz? The Internet Blog!
Now, all across the entire expanse of dual-hemisphere blogging, there are links to pictures, text, and links to "This Is What kind of Whatever, I am. How about you?" It makes sense, I suppose. Nothing like saying "Hey, I know more about Hunter because he answered a quiz and showed me the result". As opposed to say... Just telling your readers a bit about yourself? Or letting them know more about you through your blog writing. Again, I suppose the easy way out is to take the quiz, show the people your results, and assume "This is how I define myself."
Now I know you're probably scratching your head saying either 1) "What an arrogant bastard - why is Hunter talking about this when he's also doing the same thing?" OR 2) "What an asshole - I have quizzes all over my blog and everyone loves me".
Yeah. That's probably true, on both counts. But I ain't looking for love, baby. I'm here to give you the real world! Cold, hard, and cruel. I say it with a smile. It may be sardonic, but I do what I can.
So, with all that said, I'm going to provide two things for you. First, the standard "Here is my Blog Internet Quiz results."
The "What Sex Position Are You" Quiz: http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=Knowyouthree

I, Hunter, define myself as "The Cartwheel". From this point on, I will assume that my entire identity can be understood by this. When someone asks "How are you?" I will say "I Am The Cartwheel". It worked for the Beatles. I didn't see "The Walrus" as a sex position, but I am only aware of my own, unique identity. The Cartwheel.
Now, that's the "Standard Blog Entry" version. The next section is my rambling, inner-reflection, (Gah, as much as I hate to use a term coined by yet another "Hunter", the S. Thompson one, I will say,) "Gonzo" style discussion:
Why am I the Cartwheel? Based on my answers to this quiz, what makes me more of a Cartwheel than say, a 69er (although that came up as #2). Or say, something safe and standard like Missionary? Let's look at some of my answers... Okay, some are just standard, or questionable (I guess Republicans get Missionary. Hmm. I'm not sure, maybe they get an Orgy since they seem to fuck us all at once). Is it because I'm ambitious? Or because I say "Yes, I'm Kinky" and "I don't care what others think". Or is it something more deniable, like I don't believe that true love only comes once, but I do believe that love is the best gift? Or I wonder what the world is coming to and I don't have a hot temper. Maybe because I'm laid back, easy going, and bounding the edges of what "Society" seems to have pegged as normal, I am instantly defined as The Cartwheel.
If you've read this far, and have expected there to be a point or direction to this post, I do apologize. It's not as kinky as I should have made it, since it's about a sex position. I didn't even discuss The Cartwheel. So, honestly, to those of you who continue to read my blog routinely, all I can say is "I apologize, but I Am The Cartwheel."